# 🌈 LYME DISEASE HAIKU ADVENTURE 🌈

A Progressively Fruity Medical Journey

🎯I. The Diagnosis
Bullseye on your thigh— not from cave, but tick's love bite. Lyme disease declares.
🦟II. The Culprit
Tiny tick latched on while you walked through woods above. Underwater? Nope.
💊III. The Treatment
Doxy twice daily— one hundred milligrams please. Ten days, done and dusted.
🚨IV. The Drama
Face droop? Heart goes wonky? Evacuate like your butt's made of dynamite.
💩V. The Absurdity
Cave has bat poop funk, rat pee leptospiral soup— but tick? Tick's the dick.
🛒VI. Maximum Fruitiness
Your leg is Target, bullseye screaming "SALE ON LYME!" Doxycycline goes *brrrrr*.
🧛VII. Transcendent Fruit
Spelunking vampire forgot the real bloodsucker vibes outside the cave.