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Homepage (site/index.html): integration-v14 promoted, Writings section integrated with 33 pieces clustered by type (stories/essays/miscellany), Writings welcome lightbox, content frame at 98% opacity. Co-Authored-By: Claude Sonnet 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>
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HTML
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190 lines
5.9 KiB
HTML
Executable File
<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>Lyme Disease Haiku</title>
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<style>
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* {
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margin: 0;
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padding: 0;
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box-sizing: border-box;
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}
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body {
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font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;
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background: linear-gradient(135deg, #667eea 0%, #764ba2 100%);
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min-height: 100vh;
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padding: 40px 20px;
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display: flex;
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flex-direction: column;
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align-items: center;
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}
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h1 {
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color: white;
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text-align: center;
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font-size: 2.5em;
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margin-bottom: 10px;
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text-shadow: 3px 3px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
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animation: pulse 2s ease-in-out infinite;
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}
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.subtitle {
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color: #f0f0f0;
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text-align: center;
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font-size: 1.1em;
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margin-bottom: 40px;
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font-style: italic;
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}
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.haiku-container {
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max-width: 800px;
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width: 100%;
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}
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.haiku {
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background: white;
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border-radius: 20px;
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padding: 30px;
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margin-bottom: 25px;
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box-shadow: 0 10px 30px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
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transform: translateY(0);
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transition: transform 0.3s ease, box-shadow 0.3s ease;
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}
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.haiku:hover {
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transform: translateY(-5px);
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box-shadow: 0 15px 40px rgba(0,0,0,0.4);
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}
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.haiku-title {
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font-weight: bold;
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font-size: 1.3em;
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margin-bottom: 15px;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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letter-spacing: 1px;
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}
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.haiku-text {
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font-size: 1.2em;
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line-height: 1.8;
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white-space: pre-line;
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}
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/* Rainbow progression */
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.haiku:nth-child(1) .haiku-title { color: #FF0000; }
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.haiku:nth-child(1) { border-left: 8px solid #FF0000; }
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.haiku:nth-child(2) .haiku-title { color: #FF7F00; }
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.haiku:nth-child(2) { border-left: 8px solid #FF7F00; }
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.haiku:nth-child(3) .haiku-title { color: #FFFF00; }
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.haiku:nth-child(3) { border-left: 8px solid #FFFF00; }
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.haiku:nth-child(4) .haiku-title { color: #00FF00; }
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.haiku:nth-child(4) { border-left: 8px solid #00FF00; }
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.haiku:nth-child(5) .haiku-title { color: #0000FF; }
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.haiku:nth-child(5) { border-left: 8px solid #0000FF; }
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.haiku:nth-child(6) .haiku-title {
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background: linear-gradient(90deg, #4B0082, #9400D3);
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-webkit-background-clip: text;
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-webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;
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background-clip: text;
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}
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.haiku:nth-child(6) { border-left: 8px solid #4B0082; }
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.haiku:nth-child(7) .haiku-title {
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background: linear-gradient(90deg, #FF0000, #FF7F00, #FFFF00, #00FF00, #0000FF, #4B0082, #9400D3);
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-webkit-background-clip: text;
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-webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;
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background-clip: text;
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animation: rainbow-shift 3s linear infinite;
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background-size: 200% 100%;
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}
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.haiku:nth-child(7) {
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border-left: 8px solid transparent;
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border-image: linear-gradient(180deg, #FF0000, #FF7F00, #FFFF00, #00FF00, #0000FF, #4B0082, #9400D3);
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border-image-slice: 1;
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}
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@keyframes pulse {
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0%, 100% { transform: scale(1); }
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50% { transform: scale(1.05); }
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}
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@keyframes rainbow-shift {
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0% { background-position: 0% 50%; }
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100% { background-position: 200% 50%; }
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}
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.emoji {
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font-size: 1.5em;
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margin-right: 10px;
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}
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@media (max-width: 600px) {
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h1 { font-size: 1.8em; }
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.haiku { padding: 20px; }
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.haiku-text { font-size: 1em; }
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<h1>🌈 LYME DISEASE HAIKU ADVENTURE 🌈</h1>
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<p class="subtitle">A Progressively Fruity Medical Journey</p>
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<div class="haiku-container">
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<div class="haiku">
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<div class="haiku-title"><span class="emoji">🎯</span>I. The Diagnosis</div>
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<div class="haiku-text">Bullseye on your thigh—
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not from cave, but tick's love bite.
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Lyme disease declares.</div>
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</div>
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<div class="haiku">
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<div class="haiku-title"><span class="emoji">🦟</span>II. The Culprit</div>
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<div class="haiku-text">Tiny tick latched on
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while you walked through woods above.
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Underwater? Nope.</div>
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</div>
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<div class="haiku">
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<div class="haiku-title"><span class="emoji">💊</span>III. The Treatment</div>
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<div class="haiku-text">Doxy twice daily—
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one hundred milligrams please.
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Ten days, done and dusted.</div>
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</div>
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<div class="haiku">
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<div class="haiku-title"><span class="emoji">🚨</span>IV. The Drama</div>
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<div class="haiku-text">Face droop? Heart goes wonky?
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Evacuate like your butt's
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made of dynamite.</div>
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</div>
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<div class="haiku">
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<div class="haiku-title"><span class="emoji">💩</span>V. The Absurdity</div>
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<div class="haiku-text">Cave has bat poop funk,
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rat pee leptospiral soup—
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but tick? Tick's the dick.</div>
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</div>
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<div class="haiku">
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<div class="haiku-title"><span class="emoji">🛒</span>VI. Maximum Fruitiness</div>
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<div class="haiku-text">Your leg is Target,
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bullseye screaming "SALE ON LYME!"
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Doxycycline goes *brrrrr*.</div>
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</div>
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<div class="haiku">
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<div class="haiku-title"><span class="emoji">🧛</span>VII. Transcendent Fruit</div>
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<div class="haiku-text">Spelunking vampire
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forgot the real bloodsucker
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vibes outside the cave.</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</body>
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</html> |